1. Petite, tiny.

6. Very doable class.

7. To cost __ ____ and a leg.

8. Insincere but slick.

9. College slang for booze.


1. Red, Dead.

2. Comic specific to the West Pacific.

3. “Perfectly balanced __ ___ things should be.”

4. Line in a song.

5. Baby sheep.


1. Lukewarm; not very enthusiastic.

6. Dodge.

7. “Cleanup in ____ three.”

8. Assessed.

9. Home of “Super Metroid” and “Super Mario World.”


1. Rips; product of sadness.

2. Bougie bottled water.

3. Glue; copy and _____.

4. Present tense of doing nothing.

5. Proof of home ownership.

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Isaiah Sirois (19C) is from Naples, Fla., majoring in history. He previously served as the Wheel’s managing editor, and the Wheel’s Editorial Board won an SPJ Mark of Excellence Award during his term. He also works on the Wheel’s award-winning crossword team. Outside of the Wheel, he writes and edits for FantasyPros and works for the Atlanta Urban Debate League. He is also a Franklin Junto Fellow in the Program in Democracy and Citizenship and he serves on the executive board of Phi Alpha Theta. Sirois is an avid NASCAR fan and he will be a Team Penske supporter until the end of time.

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Aditya Prakash (20C) is from Dubai, United Arab Emirates, pursuing a double major in neuroscience and behavioral biology and philosophy. He enjoys playing 16-bit indie games and arguing for his pronunciation of the word schedule. He half-jokingly aims to one day join The Onion or Clickhole, but until then he will continue to serve the Wheel.