Few Student Says ‘F–k It,’ Takes Elevator to 3

 

Emory Freshmen Bond Over Love Of Wash. U

 

DUC Apologizes ‘For Food’

 

Beta Brothers Stay In on Saturday, Craft Date Party Text for Insecure Member

 

Kid in Cast Unlikely Hero of School Water Fight

 

Student Lies To Mother About Attending Rosh Hashanah; Guilt Overtakes Him, Attends Yom Kippur

 

Upon Hearing ‘Dumb Blonde’ Joke, Libby Johnson Laughs to Fit In

 

Wagner 60 Percent Sure He Understands Why Column Was Racist

 

Emory Alumni Jake Faragot Rumored To Consider Donating

 

Insecure Beta Brother Still Needs Date, Asks Hot Sister

 

Sleeping Harris Janitor Insists He Was ‘Just Cleaning the Couch’

 

Former Emory Postman Wondering When New X-Box Comes Out

 

Jordan Morkley Shows Up to Women’s Soccer Game

 

Insecure Beta Brother Too Insecure to Make Move on Sister

 

Study: Average Age of Emory Professors Greater Than Emory Undergraduates

 

Emory Wheel Humorist Accused Of Being Racist, Sexist

– By Tony Walner

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The Emory Wheel was founded in 1919 and is currently the only independent, student-run newspaper of Emory University. The Wheel publishes weekly on Wednesdays during the academic year, except during University holidays and scheduled publication intermissions.

The Wheel is financially and editorially independent from the University. All of its content is generated by the Wheel’s more than 100 student staff members and contributing writers, and its printing costs are covered by profits from self-generated advertising sales.