Tag: satire

Doolino Knows Best: Festivities and Failures

Although we may still be a little overstuffed from all the stuffing, Emory students thankfully return to campus for one final round of complaining, classes and cataclysmic failure. Whether you’ve lost motivation, are dreading...

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Doolino Knows Best: Burritos Before Bros

The sounds of fear fill the air as spooky season comes near. As my gorgeous physique begins to fill front yards along with other dead things, I am also summoned from my grave to answer your qualms. Whether it’s Halloween...

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Doolino Knows Best: Daddy’s No. 1 Employee

Summer hasn’t cooled off yet, but the partying and late-night Netflix binge-watching certainly have. As students return to campus, a new herd of freshmen take on the college schedule, summer flings come to an end and the stress...

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Doolino Knows Best: The Great Beyond

Formal season, finals and senior graduation photos are upon us. As students begin to regret their decision not to withdraw from courses at the semester’s end, they’ll also transition to long-awaited summer plans (or the lack...

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Doolino Knows Best: Revolutionary in the Making

As the semester comes to an end, the sound of weeping students echoes across the seventh floor of the library. Their sultry song signifies the arrival of the dreaded finals season. Unfortunately, Doolino can’t publish the...

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