How to Stand Out in a Large Zoom Class
The new school year has provided students with new classes, new professors and, most importantly,...
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A Guide to Navigating Lousy Roommates
Whether it’s your first time dealing with issues of the cohabitating variety or you’re a seasoned victim of Emory’s random roommate algorithm, quarantining in a small living space with another student can be a tricky situation....
Read MoreHow To Make Friends as a First-Year: A Detailed Guide
I can tell you from my two weeks at Emory that making friends is tough, especially if you’re a loser. In case you’ve been wondering, yes. Everyone is judging you. Now at this point, you might still be in vehement denial — that’s...
Read MoreUniversity Closure? Okay, Zoomer
Emory has completed its first week of online classes via Zoom, the learning platform of choice that totally isn’t selling your data to Facebook. I’ve already shared complaints with my friends about stuffy virtual discussion...
Read MoreDoolino Knows Best: Zoom and Gloom
I, too, received the email that confirmed all my worst fears. I imagine that if I had a heart, it would be racing. If I had a mind, it would be throbbing. If I had a respiratory system, it would be trying to take long, deep...
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