Tag: Celia Greenlaw

Horoscopes 10/18/13

The “Lyricscopes” Issue Aries (3/21-4/19) If you throw a ball too hard, there may be men who procreate with mothers searching for you. You may find this occurrence to be crazy. Be careful Aries. Taurus (4/20-5/20) If...

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Horoscopes 10/4/13

The stars have spoken, and the secrets of your very destiny are at your fingertips! Prepare for the painful truth, as presented in Student Life’s freakishly insightful Horoscopes! Aries (3/21-4/19) Your emotional energy...

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Horoscopes: Swoop’s Week Edition

The stars have spoken, and the secrets of your destiny are at your fingertips! Swoop’s Week Edition Aries (3/21-4/19) Like any good fire sign, you are feeling very optimistic about the upcoming Swoop’s Week events....

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Horoscopes 9/20/13

Aries (3/21-4/19) This is going to be a good academic week for you, Aries. You may not do anything particularly social or adventurous, but your grades will reflect it. Taurus (4/20-5/20) Your charisma will be very high this...

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Horoscopes 9/13/13

The “Lovescopes” Issue Aries (3/21-4-19) If you feel like dancing, dance! If you feel like moving, move! Follow this mentality throughout the week, and something is bound to rise on your love horizons. Taurus...

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