The stars have spoken, and the secrets of your very destiny are at your fingertips! Prepare for the painful truth, as presented in Student Life’s freakishly insightful Horoscopes!

Aries

(3/21-4/19)

Your emotional energy will be high this weekend, Aries. Try to avoid being moody towards your most important relationships. Some personal time will help keep your emotions in check.

Taurus

(4/20-5/20)

The new moon has you feeling optimistic and encouraged. Be careful to resist the impulse to spend a little too much money due to your good mood. It is a good time to start a new financial plan.

Gemini 

(5/21-6/21)

It may seem you have a million things to do, but do not be discouraged, Gemini! You will have more focus and energy this weekend to finish what you need to, and you may even be able to have a little fun once it’s over.

Cancer

(6/22-7/22)

Use your generous and sympathetic spirit to do something philanthropic this weekend. There is a deserving cause that could use your attention, and you will feel great afterwards!

Leo

(7/23-8/22)

This is a good weekend to spend with someone special. Plan for one-on-one time with a close friend or a romantic evening with your significant other. The stars are aligned to help you foster deep connections.

Virgo

(8/23-9/22)

It’s all about love for you this weekend, Virgo. Keep your heart open and get ready to discover something, or someone, new. Your existing relationships will strengthen, or a completely fresh prospect could enter your life.

Libra

(9/23-10/22)

You tend to be a bit idealistic, Libra, but this weekend, luck is on your side. Feel free to take some risks; you may find that they will yield the best possible outcome.

Scorpio 

(10/23-11/21)

Scorpio, remember that sometimes your words can sting like a scorpion (hence the name, right?). Filter what you say this weekend because there could be a major miscommunication if you mention everything on your mind.

Sagittarius 

(11/22-12/21)

You have been feeling adventurous and tired of your typical routine. Be spontaneous this weekend and go somewhere out of the ordinary. This may open a new spiritual connection and leave you feeling very free.

Capricorn

(12/22-1/19)

You will find yourself needing to rely on peers this weekend, Capricorn. Your leadership skills and loyalty will help draw people towards you, but be sure to trust their contributions.

Aquarius 

(1/20-2/18)

You have been stuck in a “funk” for a while now, but the new moon will have you feeling rejuvenated and ready to seize some new opportunities. Be open to trying something different this weekend to break your routine.

Pisces 

(2/19-3/20)

A lot will be expected of you this weekend, physically, socially and financially. Stay focused and avoid getting overwhelmed. You will accomplish what you need to if you keep your priorities straight.

This week’s stars interpreted by Celia Greenlaw

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