Tag: Horoscopes

Aries Opinionated Aries, you may catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but why are you trying to catch flies anyway? Flies are gross and nobody likes them. Instead, try to catch butterflies, with … flowers and...

Aries They (“they” being a lady named Jessica Hische) say, “The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing for the rest of your life.” I have seen your destiny, Aries,...

Aries Switch up your personal style now that it’s spring! I mean, you kind of have to. You simply can’t keep wearing your awesome parka and cozy fleece scarf in this warm weather. Taurus Now, what would you rather be...

Aries Happy birthday, Aries, whether it’s belated, coming up soon or today! Your lucky numbers contain a combination of the digits zero through nine and your lucky color shows up on the visible electromagnetic spectrum....

Aries How can you remain so calm with the weird weather and the Supreme Court deciding on gay marriage’s constitutionality!? No, seriously, how are you calm right now? If you do not start freaking out, a cold wind of doom...