Tag: Horoscopes

Aries Don’t worry about the sequester, Aries. Worry about this semester! Taurus Yeah, sometimes you have it bad. But for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, supermodel Kate Upton had to be photographed in Antarctica. In...

The stars have spoken, and the secrets of your destiny are at your fingertips! Made it through Valentine’s Day? Wondering what the future has in store next? Prepare for the painful truth as presented in Student...

The stars have spoken, and the secrets of your destiny are at your fingertips! Prepare for the painful truth as presented in Student Life’s freakishly insightful Horoscopes! Aries You’re busy. But get some sleep....

Aries If you’re feeling down, Aries, just remember that you have a superpower. You’re an Emory student! Wait, what superpower did you think I would say? Honestly, my second choice was invisibility. Wouldn’t...

Aries Aries, you’re the poor soul who will have a huge assignment due the Monday after the Super Bowl or your favorite awards show. If you don’t watch football or awards shows, then you’re the professor, and...