Photo by Loli Lucaciu
When: Wednesday, 5 p.m., the critical hour of dinner and class day finalization
Where: The not-so-comfy tables at Cox Hall Bridge near Asbury Circle
“Dude, she’s cute. Go talk to her. She’s alone and being attacked by a bee, now’s your moment.”
[Discussion about the pronunciation of the word “ketchup”] “It’s “catch-up,” bro, not “cats-up.”
[Girl shouting and waving at a boy passing by with headphones in] “Boyfriend! [No response]. Boyfriend! [No response]. Boyfrieeeend! [No response]. I tried.”
“What should I wear for my date party tomorrow? Red or white? Passion or innocence?”
“Chinese food or salad? I have to study tonight, and there’s no such thing as salad and studying.”
“The practice today killed me. Gummy bear legs, leggoooo.”
“Bigger portions at Pasta John’s! Gotta love that generous guy!”
“You can cover chicken legs. You can’t cover and you don’t cover fantastic biceps.
Prioritize, bro.”
– By Loli Lucaciu, Student Life Editor
The Emory Wheel was founded in 1919 and is currently the only independent, student-run newspaper of Emory University. The Wheel publishes weekly on Wednesdays during the academic year, except during University holidays and scheduled publication intermissions.
The Wheel is financially and editorially independent from the University. All of its content is generated by the Wheel’s more than 100 student staff members and contributing writers, and its printing costs are covered by profits from self-generated advertising sales.
Oh the wonderful journalism of the Wheel /sarcasm