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Monday, Dec. 2, 2024
The Emory Wheel

Horoscopes 11/15/13

Aries

(3/21-4/19)

It is not wise to shoot for the moon, or the stars, Aries. Your ammunition will be burnt up by the atmosphere, and therefore wasted. Your efforts will be much more fruitful if focused on small goals with real rewards.

Taurus

(4/20-5/20)

The question is not how much wood the woodchuck would chuck, but rather can he chuck the wood. Consider this lesson in your own life. The question of practicality should precede all others.

Gemini

(5/21-6-20)

It is not up to Houston to solve all of your problems. Try to take matters into your own hands this week, Gemini. Before sharing your troubles, make sure you have looked for a solution on your own.

Cancer

(6/21-7/22)

Life is like a box of chocolates for you this week, Cancer. You will be presented with many choices, and where they lead may not be clear. Take a risk and try something new.

Leo

(7/23-8/22)

If someone gives you lemons, it is wise to stop hanging out with this person. They may say they are for lemonade, but you should know better, Leo. Lemons are bitter and they make your cuts sting. Don't fall for their tricks; you are your own person.

Virgo

(8/23-9/22)

Some say, "Grab life by the horns!" This may not be the best choice for you this week, Virgo. Taking risks is useful at times, but for now the comfort zone is the place for you. There are no horns in the comfort zone.

Libra

(9/23-10/22)

It has been obvious to you that there is an elephant in the room this week, Libra. It is time to leave behind your dreams as an oversized animal veterinarian and start communicating with people again. Talking will make you feel much better.

Scorpio

(10/23-11/21)

Listen to your heart, Scorpio. It is not only an interesting lesson in the intricacies of the cardiovascular system, but it can also alert you to health problems. Being sick isn't cute, so take care of yourself this week.

Sagittarius

(11/22-12/21)

Only look on the bright side if you are wearing proper protective gear. The glare can be overwhelming without sunglasses, and there is potential for sunburn. Too much of a good thing could be dangerous for you this week, Sag.

Capricorn

(12/22-1/19)

Try not to put all of your eggs in one basket this week, Capricorn. The eggs will spoil, the basket will be heavy and you will not be a happy farmer. Better to leave your eggs in the fridge and use them only as needed. Think about it.

Aquarius

(1/20-2/18)

You can't always get what you want, Aquarius, but this week you will get what you need. Try to appreciate the opportunities you are presented with, even if they are not what you were expecting.

Pisces

(2/19-3/20)

With the end of the semester quickly approaching, you may think you have lost your marbles. Do not fear, Pisces, because marbles are overrated and nobody understands what to do with them anyway.

This week's stars interpreted by Samantha Goodman