As the Super Bowl approaches Us Patriots fans admire great coaches With a tradition of being the best We are glad to finally have a test As we look back on the season Many teams did horrible but not without good reason Let’s remember the year And give each team a cheer
The poor Buffalo Bills never had a chance At 9-7 they’re better off taking next year abroad in France
Miami may be known for beaches and tans But they’re lucky to get even 300 fans Sure they may win a game or two But there is really no hope for them to ever get through
The last of the AFC East is certainly the least They embarrass New York and constantly get fleeced Geno Smith and Mike Vick sure are slick 15 combined interceptions really does the trick
When playing the Steel Curtain There is one thing that is certain Mike Tomlin gets mad And Big Ben always looks sad
The Bengals are the champions of the regular season But when they get to the playoffs it’s like they were just teasin’ Epic collapses and terrible losses Bengals fans are better off just watching “Horrible Bosses”
Terrell Suggs may not say our QBs name But we beat them so that’s kinda lame
Josh Gordon’s a great player when he’s at his best But he’ll probably never play because he failed another drug test The poor city pinned their hopes on Johnny Football I’m sorry Cleveland but LeBron can’t do it all
Thankfully the Broncos didn’t make it to the big game Because after last year it would have been a shame
Kansas City may have big Jamaal But they’ll never win because Alex Smith cannot throw the ball
Philip Rivers started the season off right And it looked like the chargers might actually put up a fight Their good play came to an end And their super bowl hopes are about as real as Manti Te’o’s girlfriend
The Raiders have crazy fans and a big need Too bad there draft strategy is centered around people with 4.3 speed
The Colts are sore losers and we’ve destroyed them twice Watching Andrew Luck lose is really quite nice Accusations that we cheated were suddenly created While the Colts Super Bowl dreams were subsequently deflated
J.J. Watt is a beast Thank god the Texans aren’t in the AFC East
Can the Jaguars even be considered an NFL team? They are about as exciting as a cloud of steam
The Titans really aren’t that much better They are about as dangerous as an English Setter
The NFC South will never win any awards The entire division had losing records
The Packers are slackers As for the Bears, no one cares The Lions are about as cool as a bunch of Toyota Scions And the Vikings spend the postseason going hiking
The NFC East is boring Somehow Mark Sanchez is still relevant even though his play is deploring
Besides the Seahawks the NFC West doesn’t provide much of a test Come this Sunday, we will all see why the Patriots are the very best
-By Max Ebb, Contributing Writer