On Fire

“Don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight, don’t blame it on the good times, blame it on the Boogie.” — Jackson 5 The No. 6 seed New Orleans Pelicans completed their first-round sweep of the ...

“There’s nothing more American than grabbing a hot dog, heading to the ballpark and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic make magic on the field.” — Will Ferrell With the conclusion of March Madness and subsequent desire to bet ...

“If you ain’t first, you’re last.” — Ricky Bobby In the annual lull between the the regular football season and the start of March Madness, the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea briefly turned every American into a self-proclaimed ...

“We care about people’s feelings, we’re respectful when anyone is offended, but we have this 80-year name that we love.” — Lanny Davis, Washington Redskins lawyer In an unforeseen act of non-idiocy, the Cleveland Indians announced Jan. 29 that the ...

“You are the kindest country in the world. You are like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.” — Robin Williams on Canada Disclaimer: Your On Fire correspondent once spent some significant time up North. No, not like Tennessee ...

“There is not a lot of school pride.” — Ari, a freshman (Found in comments section of the first result when searching “Emory School Spirit” on Google) Withdraw that transfer application to the University of Michigan to join your best ...

“Steroid use will be be more common than Botox is now.” — Jose Canseco No World Series in Major League Baseball (MLB) history has produced as many home runs as this year’s Fall Classic between the Los Angeles Dodgers and ...

“Everyone, red state, blue state, supports space exploration.” — Bill Nye Last night, the Los Angeles Dodgers took on the Houston Astros for Game One of the 2017 Major League Baseball (MLB) World Series. Those hoping for an underdog to ...

“I already won the lottery. I was born in the U.S. of A, baby.” — Creed Bratton Last week, the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team (USMNT) failed to qualify for the 2018 FIFA World Cup in Russia. We lost to ...