1. Study in the stacks of Woodruff Library.

2. “Study” in the stacks of Woodruff Library <winky face>.

3. Trick-or-treat at JWags’ house.

4. Feed the ducks at Lullwater.

5. Chase the ducks at Lullwater.

6. Run in your birthday suit through the Quad at an ungodly hour.

7. Fall asleep on a bench.

8. Mask a fart in the Reading Room by coughing and making your chair squeak.

9. Receive a cigarette burn from a drunk girl at Maggie’s.

10. Fall off a chair/table/whatever happens to be elevated at Maggie’s.

11. Skinny dip at the fountain behind the Emory Medical School.

12. Try to fit a kayak in aforementioned fountain.

13. Scare an Emory tour group simply by glaring at them with your sleep-deprived eyes.

14. Write a poem to Dooley to get let out of class.

15. Get let out of class by Dooley.

16. Walk out in the middle of class because you can’t understand your professor/graduate student’s Engrish.

17. Shoot the hooch!

18. Try all the food in Cox.

19. Steal silverware from the DUC.

20. Pass yourself off as a freshman to get free food from the DUC.

21. Use your freshman medical amnesty during Dooley’s Week.

22. See the original Piranesi etchings at MARBL because they’re quite awesome and are 400 years old. Cray.

23. Run past the speedometer on Eagle Row and pretend you’re an eagle.

24. Attend First Fridays and despair over your lack of singing skills.

25. Get mistaken for a freshman by a well-meaning OL.

26. Skip class on Friday.

27. Use the word “rage” around a professor and watch them cringe.

28. Vigorously defend the glory that is Einstein Bros. Bagels.

29. Pull an all-nighter at the library.

30. Hide in the library bathroom past closing and spend the night roaming the dark stacks. Maybe even take a shower.

– Compiled by Roshani Chokshi

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